Astigmatism leaves MCs legally blind. She left all challengers stumbling in darkness. In our last show show of August. THANKS TO EVERYONE who came out and supported Haterade. We will return.
In the meantime you can see all the MCs of Haterade performing at iO, Second City, ComedySportz Chicago, Upright Citizens Brigade, and with Baby Wants Candy. Check em out!
LASIK is scoping you out with 20/20 vision. He won the last HATERADE, narrowly edging our Wes Nile Virus. LASIK sees you clearly. And he knows who Jay-Z’s girlfriend is.
Come out to HATERADE this Saturday at midnight at the iO Theater and see if you have what it takes to match freestyle verses with our MCs.
Whiskeydick, son. Never has a name referencing impotence inspired such excitement. He won this last Saturday after beating out all challengers, and surviving a hot-as-hell final battle with Haterade newcomer LASIK.
Make no mistake. Whiskeydick is the drunken master.
MC Unicorn took home the title a couple weeks ago and remains an audience favorite. This past week he sacrificed himself so that Archbishop of Canterbury might live. Respect.
Throw your horns in the sky if you feel the vibe.
Might check out the We Are Hip Hop festival in Pilsen this Saturday before the Haterade show. There will be backpacks and flat-brimmed caps!
